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| Release Date (UK) | September 17th, 1964 |
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| Release Date (US) | December 22nd, 1964 |
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| Director | Guy Hamilton |
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| Film Number | 3 of 24 |
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| Running Time | 110 Minutes |
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| Bond: | Do you expect me to talk? |
| Goldfinger: | No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die! |
| Goldfinger: | Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime! |
| [Q is showing Bond his new Aston Martin DB5] |
| Q: | Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear level here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it. |
| Bond: | Why not? |
| Q: | Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish! |
| Bond: | Ejector seat? You're joking! |
| Q: | I never joke about my work, 007. |
| Goldfinger: | There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know. |
| Bond: | Well, you're forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me. |
| Goldfinger: | I trust he will be more successful. |
| Bond: | Well, he knows what I know. |
| Goldfinger: | You know nothing, Mr. Bond. |
| Bond: | Operation Grand Slam, for instance. |
| Goldfinger: | Two words you may have overheard, which cannot have the slightest significance to you or anyone in your organization. |
| Bond: | Can you afford to take that chance? |
| Goldfinger | You are quite right, Mr Bond. You are worth more to me alive. |
| [after electrocuting a henchman who tried to kill him] |
| Bond: | Shocking. Positively shocking. |
| Pussy Galore: | My name is Pussy Galore |
| Bond: | I must be dreaming. |
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| Reporter: | Station WEBS brings you the latest in world news. Washington, at the White House today, the president said that he was entirely satisfied... |
| Bond: | [to Jill Masterson]That makes two of us. |
| M: | You've hardly distinguished yourself, have you? You were supposed to observe Mr. Goldfinger, not borrow his girlfriend. |
| Bond: | My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
| Q: | ..reception on the dashboard here. Audio-visual, range a hundred and fifty miles. |
| Bond: | Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route. |
| Q: | It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, entirely for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, intact for once, when you return from the field. |
| Bond: | Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field. |
| Col. Smithers: | Have a little more of this.. rather disappointing brandy. |
| M: | What's the matter with it? |
| Bond: | I'd say it was a thirty year old fine, indifferently blended, sir.. with an overdose of bon-bois. |
| M: | Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007. |
| Bond: | What do you know about gold, Moneypenny. |
| Moneypenny: | Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear. You know, on the third finger of your left hand. |
| Bond: | Well, one of these days we really must look into that. |
| Moneypenny: | How about tonight? You'll come over for dinner.. and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake. |
| Bond: | Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure. But I'm afraid I have a.. business appointment. |
| Moneypenny: | That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Oh well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James? |
| M: | [over intercom]She is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late. |
| Moneypenny: | Then there's hope for me yet. |
| Bond: | Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me? |
| Bond: | What's your name? |
| Jill Masterson: | Jill |
| Bond: | Jill who? |
| Jill Masterson: | Jill Masterson |
| Bond: | Tell me, Jill. Why does he do it? |
| Jill Masterson: | He likes to win. |
| Bond: | Why do you do it? |
| Jill Masterson: | He pays me. |
| Bond: | Is that all he pays you for? |
| Jill Masterson: | And for being seen with him. |
| Bond: | Just seen? |
| Jill Masterson: | Just seen. |
| Bond: | Oh, I'm so glad. |
| M: | Gold? All over? |
| Bond: | She died of skin suffocation. It's been known to happen to cabaret dancers. It's all right as long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe. |
| Mei-Lei: | Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond? |
| Bond: | Just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred. |
| Goldfinger: | Two holes to go. |
| Bond: | Yes, and all's square. |
| Goldfinger: | Then you have no objection to increasing the stakes? |
| Bond: | No. What did you have in mind? |
| Goldfinger: | Why, the bar of gold you have with you, naturally. |
| Bond: | It's worth five thousand pounds. |
| Goldfinger: | Oh, I'll stake cash equivalent. |
| Bond: | Naturally. |
| Goldfinger: | Strict rules of golf? |
| Bond: | But of course. |
| Pussy Galore: | You like a close shave, don't you. |
| Bond: | You're a women of many parts, Pussy. |
| Hawker: | If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer. |
| Bond: | It isn't. |
| Hawker: | How do you know? |
| Bond: | I'm standing on it |
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Desmond LlewelynWelsh actor Desmond Wilkinson Llewelyn (Born: September 12, 1914 - Died: December 19, 1999) featured as gadget master Major Geoffrey Boothroyd – alias ‘Q’ in 17 of the 19 James Bond movies , spanning an incredible 36 years.
Desmond has appeared in: 17 James Bond films
From Russia With Love (1963)
Goldfinger (1964)
Thunderball (1965)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Moonraker (1979)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Octopussy (1983)
A View To A Kill (1985)
The Living Daylights (1987)
Licence To Kill (1989)
GoldenEye (1995)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Desmond Llewelyn did not make an appearance in:
Dr.No (1962)
Live And Let Die (1973)
John Cleese
Cleese was cast as Q's deputy 'R' in The World is Not Enough. Following the sad death of Desmond Llewelyn in a car accident, Cleese has taken the title 'Q' for Die Another Day.
Famous for his roles in Monty Python and Fawlty Towers, John should suit this role perfectly.
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Q's best quote from Die Another Day:
James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Better than looking cleverer than you are.
“Right now, pay attention!”
gadget (gajit) n. 1. A small specialised mechanical or electronic device; a contrivance. 2. Any ingenious device, especially one that is labour-saving.
Little Nellie: this waspish autogyro saves Bond’s bacon in You Only Live Twice when he’s set upon by a fleet of SPECTRE bad guys’ helicopters. Literally a flying arsenal with a lot more than a sting her tail : 2 fixed forward-firing machineguns synchronised to 100 yards – using incendiaries and high explosives; 2 rocket launchers forward-firing on either side; heat-seeking air-to-air missiles – 60 a minute; Flame guns – 2 firing astern, range 80 yards; 2 smoke ejectors; Aerial mines; Cine camera in pilot’s helmet; Radio tuned to 410 megacycles.
After vanquishing the foe 007 sends this message: “Hello Base One – Little Nellie got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances towards her – but she defended her honour with great success.”
Hasselblad Camera Signature Gun: this deadly gadget really does have a viewfinder to a kill! The film magazine contains a magazine of .220 high-velocity bullets, while its tripod-like attachments screw into the body to form the butt and barrel of a deadly sniper’s rifle. The handle of the gun also contains an optical palm reader, ensuring only the person programming the computer sequence can fire the weapon at a later date.
In Licence To Kill, Bond uses the Signature Gun (one of Q’s most ingenious and lethal gadgets) in an attempt to avenge the murder of his best friend’s wife. On this rare occasion, 007 misses his target, South American drug baron Franz Sanchez, when he is overcome by a group of Ninjas.
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Parker Pen Class 4 Grenade: on this occasion, thanks to Q, the pen is indeed mightier than the sword! 3 clicks of the pen arms its 4 second fuse, while a further 3 clicks disarms it. The writing’s on the wall for treacherous ex-British agent Alec Trevelyan (006), when Bond uses this harmless-looking everyday object to prevent Trevelyan from using the Goldeneye satellite to devastating effect.
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Snooper: a robot ‘dog’ whose movements are controlled by remote control. Snooper transmits video images via its eyes. It also has a telescopic neck for peering over or around objects obstructing its view.
While searching for 007 with Snooper at the end of his mission in A View To A Kill, Q is shocked, but hardly surprised, to find Bond sharing a shower with heroine Stacey Sutton. Oh James!